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PICK YOUR PORTAL
WEIRD SHIT IS KIND OF MY THING...
spirit readingS
1 HOUR · $550
The dead don’t come through with vague little messages. They come with names, memories, secrets, unfinished business, and the things they never got to say. I connect with your loved ones on the other side and relay the evidence, the message, and whatever else they decide you need to hear.
*Online sessions are recorded, and you’ll receive a copy after your reading.
tarot
1 HOUR · $400
Love. Work. Money. Timing. Relationships. Decisions. The cards cut through the noise, call out the bullshit, and show you what’s actually sitting underneath the situation. Come with a question or come with a mess. We’ll get into it!
*Online sessions are recorded, and you’ll receive a copy after your reading.
PARANORMAL INVESTIGATIONS
2 HOURS · $750
Not every haunting is terrifying. Sometimes it’s a presence, a pattern, a place with a story that refuses to stay quiet. I investigate the activity, research what’s underneath it, follow the evidence, and open the channel to find out who or what is trying to be heard.
*Travel and special-location expenses may be additional.
RITUALS + SPELLWORK
1 HOUR · $500
Protection. Clearing. Road opening. Manifestation. Uncrossing. Sometimes you don’t need another conversation. You need the energy to fucking move. I build custom ritual work around what needs to be called in, cut loose, protected, opened, or sent the fuck back.
*Final pricing depends on the scope, location, materials, and level of customization.
EVENTS + SÉANCES
$1,500 +
Private séances, spirit galleries, paranormal gatherings, and custom events built to rip the veil wide open. The living show up curious, the dead are invited in, something gets said that changes the entire room, and suddenly everyone is questioning what the hell they thought they knew.
*Final pricing depends on the guest count, scope, location, materials, and level of customization.
PRIVATE + CUSTOM EXPERIENCES
INQUIRE FOR PRICING
Got something weird, specific, personal, or impossible to categorize? GREAT! This is where we build something around you. Private spirit work, paranormal experiences, custom rituals, intimate gatherings, or whatever strange idea brought you here.
*Final pricing depends on the guest count, scope, location, materials, and level of customization.
THE WEEDIUM® AFTER HOURS Club
$222 / MONTH
A private monthly drop from my world to yours: live tarot or mini spirit readings, ritual work, handwritten notes, strange little finds, and surprise pieces I choose along the way.
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